1. The Front - where the kids write "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoons while
Homer goes to night school to get his High School diploma
2. Deep Space Homer - Homer becomes an astronaut
3. Duffless - where Homer goes on Duff Brewery tour while the kids enter a science fair
4. Rosebud - the "Citizen Cane" parody
5. Bart Gets an Elephant - Bart wins Stampy the elephant in a radio contest
6. Treehouse of Horrors IV - Halloween parody of "Nightmare at 20,000 feet",
"Bram Stoker's Dracula", and Homer deals with the Devil for a donut
7. Homer the Heretic - Homer creates his own religion centered around staying home on Sunday to watch football
8. Lisa the Greek - Lisa becomes a football handicapper
9. Treehouse of Horrors V - Halloween parodies of "The Shining", time travel and the school cafeteria
10. Bart vs. Australia - Parodies of the cane toad problem in Australia and corporal punishment in Singapore
1. Apu: "I know the decimal expansion of pi to forty thousand digits, the thousandth is 1."
Homer: "Mmmmm... pie!"
2. Abe (clacking away at typewriter):
"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
I am NOT a crackpot!"
3. Barney (after being beat up and dumped head first into a garbage can in a bar room brawl
with Joe Frazier): "WOW, I found a peanut! Crunch, crunch..."
4. Cletus (after climbing a telephone pole and seeing a free phone):
"Hey, I could call my Maw from up here. (He cups his hands and yells...)
Hey, Maw! Get off the dang roof!"
5. Homer to Lisa, who built a perpetual motion machine for a science project:
"Young lady, in THIS house we will obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
6. Bart sees the head of Bobo the teddy bear in a bag of ice.
Apu: "Oooh! A head bag! Those are chock full of (pause) heady goodness."
7. "Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Driver's Ed flims
as "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
8. After a car hits a statue of a deer. Homer: "D'oh!", Lisa: "A Deer!", Marge: "A female deer!".
9. Lisa is strangling Bart for ruining Christmas. Homer: "No, Lisa... your hands aren't strong enough!".
10. Just about every time something very odd happens and someone says
any line that ends with "... again" (e.g. "It's happening, again", "I never thought that I had to do this again").